This election has polarized my inbox. I receive emails to alert me that Bush is evil. I also receive emails to alert me that Kerry is a flip-flopper. Bush is a moron, Kerry is a Yale snob. Bush is a deserter, Kerry lied about his war record. Back and forth and back and forth. My… Continue reading
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Mr. King, The Valley and Indian Burial Grounds
President Bush said yesterday that he wants to destroy the old Abu Ghraib prison and construct a new prison for the Iraq people. This is a solution straight out of a Stephen King novel. It’s not Rumsfield’s and the other brass’ orders to torture prisoners – it’s the prison’s fault! The prison is possessed by… Continue reading
Jokes and More Jokes
USA Today reported that since the release of Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ. Jesus is now finally more popular than The Beatles. Urban Outfitters offering controversial retro 70’s t-shirt with slogan,”Voting is for old people.” Because of the success of the shirt, Urban Outfitters is to release more politically apathetic slogans including: “Reading… Continue reading
Jokes This Week
A report out this week says that the Atkins low carb diet can put you in a bad mood. Hmm…being thin and bitchy ”” there’s news. This week president Bush announced that wants to crack down on prescription drug abuse. Conservative Republicans are outraged…or maybe just Rush Limbaugh. In Crawford Texas, residents are boycotting Girl… Continue reading
If You Dont Like President Bush – You Enjoy Terrorism
Bush is getting protested in Britain. How do you get your ALLIES to build an effigy of you and topple it? That must be pure talent. To me it’s like when my mother would bring home a boyfriend my brother and I didnt like. He would come over to the house and we’d dress up… Continue reading