Every horrendous thing one could possibly say about President Barack Obama has been said. It’s been said, repeated, blogged, taped, printed, e-mailed, syndicated, broadcasted and most likely spray painted somewhere. Some of the verbal grenades are slightly off-base. For example: you know who’s really offended by Obama being called a Nazi? Nazis. Whoa are they… Continue reading
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The MSM Doesn’t Exist…Not Anymore
The mainstream media gets denounced on cable news programs, corporate talk radio, best-selling books and behemoth blogs every day. This strangely doesn’t seem to bother the mainstream media as it heroically absorbs all the jabs thrown at it from, well, itself. It’s stoically unfazed. Admirable in its immunity. Yes, this code word for “liberal media,”… Continue reading
Please Don’t Boycott Rush Limbaugh
If you ask Ditto Heads, Republicans or just casual fans why they like Rush Limbaugh their answer is always the same: because liberals hate him. No, “I admire his humanity.” Not, “I like his high moral standing in the community.” Nor, “He inspired me to get off drugs/lose weight/have a family/find true love.” No if… Continue reading
War on Christmas is Over (If You Want It)
It’s time to pull out of the War on Christmas. It’s a quagmire. There are no winners, the victories are fleeting and the effort could be spent in better places. Christmas hasn’t always been a battleground. President Ulysses S. Grant made Christmas an official holiday in 1870. So for a holiday whose literal meaning is… Continue reading
Obama’s Plan for Afghanistan: Make All Americans Unhappy
My grandfather used to say there’s no such thing as confusion, it’s just not liking your options. The United States’ war in Afghanistan is very confusing. There are no good options. Just a bunch of pretty crappy choices: Stay forever. Leave now. Leave later. Same troops. More troops. Less troops. Help the corrupt government. Build… Continue reading
Has The American Dream Drifted North?
Imagine a handsome young family complete with kids living in a stylish two-story home in a quiet neighborhood. The parents work normal middle-class jobs. The dad is a city bus driver, mom is a secretary. Their house is brimming with consumer goods: a couple of mammoth-sized televisions, a drum set for the kids and high-end… Continue reading
Doom Sells, But Who’s Buying?
In the wake of the epic doomsday disaster film 2012 reaping in a cataclysmic $225 million globally opening weekend, it’s pretty clear doom is a boom. Doomsday prophesy is an art, that’s why the purveyors make the big bucks. But don’t worry, doomsday prophets are notorious for dying of old age. It’s a little known… Continue reading
Sarah Palin is to Republicans What Joe Lieberman is to Democrats
Senator Joe Lieberman was on Fox News Sunday this week speaking on the Ft. Hood tragedy proclaiming his committee was going to “investigate” what he believes is “the most destructive terrorist act to be committed on American soil since 9/11.” So, instead of what would usually and regretfully be called a “fragging” or “friendly fire”… Continue reading
How Can Cougar Town Not Be Funny?!
My DVR accidentally recorded Cougar Town and against my better judgment, I watched an entire episode of the new fall ABC comedy starring Courteney Cox. Cox herself now 46 years old, plays Jules Cobb, a recently divorced mother of a teenage boy, trying to get on with her life? Get laid? Find love? Revenge? It’s… Continue reading
The Only Group in the History of the World to Request to be Taxed More
Americans hate taxes. It’s not a right or left issue. It’s not a Democratic or Republican issue. It’s not an old or young issue. It’s strangely not even a rich or poor issue. It’s an American issue. It’s our biggest peeve. We all agree on some level: Our country is great but we feel very… Continue reading
The Real Sarah Palin Fantasy Film
It’s been a solid year since Sarah Palin was unleashed upon the Lower 48 as Senator John McCain’s running mate. It had a big impact on the race. For example: The following day she raised $10 million for the Obama/Biden ticket. She’s really been a gift. I often think about the moment McCain realized Sarah… Continue reading
Legalized: Oral Sex, Sodomy and Immoral Prosecutions
In 1988 James Moseley went through a bitter divorce in his home state of Georgia. His estranged wife, Bette Roberts had accused him of rape in an attempt to secure custody of their two children. At the trial, the jury found the wife’s claim not to be credible, her ex-husband was acquitted. However when Moseley… Continue reading
The Land of the Terrorized
One bright spring morning I was in traffic attempting a left turn at a light without a turn signal. The car in back got stuck waiting behind me. It’s perfectly legal to do what I was doing. I had my blinker on, this is how we do it in a civil society, utilize laws. The… Continue reading
The Birther Movement: Beyond Unreasonable Doubt
The first encounter I had with what is now commonly known as a “birther” was right after the 2008 election. It was with one of my family members: “Obama wasn’t even born in this country,” she-who-will-remain-nameless proclaimed. “No, you’ve got it mixed up. McCain wasn’t born in this country,” I said. “He was born in… Continue reading