Hunter S. Thompson used to say that elections are the Super Bowl for political junkies. That’s must be why immediately following debates the question that is asked is, “Who won?” I know we call it a debate, which denotes discussion and considering opposing arguments. That could lead to a winner. What we really have is… Continue reading
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Fred Thompson is Campaigning as Matlock
Former Mexican President Vicente Fox claims George W. Bush is afraid of horses. Bush’s Crawford, Texas, ranch is reportedly “equestrian-free.” It’s a little shocking. It’s kind of funny. But more than that it adds to my theory that Bush has contempt for anything smart and hardworking (see Valerie Plame and U.S. Armed Forces). Really? He… Continue reading
For Richer, Not for Poorer
It’s pretty safe to say that gay marriage is getting more presidential candidate support now than in any other time in our nation’s history. There’s former Alaska Sen. Mike Gravel, Ohio Rep. Dennis Kucinich” okay, there’s two. You can’t accuse Kucinich of just playing to his vegan base to get the nomination. This time, he’s… Continue reading
Mayor Babe
This is the piece that ran in the LA Daily News… The Washington Post ran a story about our mayor! Our mayor! Us. Here in little old LA. We have made national headlines and the LAPD hasn’t even beaten anyone up” well nothing that’s made YouTube recently. This is exciting! I am of the opinion… Continue reading
Don of Mass Hysteria
Don Imus says that he’s not a racist. Perhaps he’s not. Perhaps he just did it for a paycheck. Perhaps he’s just the ”˜gay for pay’ of bigots. Which is the equivalent of saying, “I’m not a slut ”” I’m a hooker!” Michael Richards, after squawking that his hecklers were ”˜n-gg-rs’ that should be hanged… Continue reading
Sanctity in the Penitentiary
The 76 year old death row inmate Clarence Ray Allen, was put to death early Tuesday by the state of California. Having suffered a heart attack back in September, Allen had asked prison authorities to let him die if he went into cardiac arrest before his execution, a request prison officials said they would not… Continue reading
Review of 2004
The top documentaries of the year were Fahrenheit 9/11 and Supersize Me. Leading a confused public to wonder, “Wait, the skinny one is in Supersize Me?” In January we still had 9 democratic presidential candidates. Governor Howard Dean was in the lead. Then he screamed. Then there was Kerry. Immediately after taking the lead, because… Continue reading
Jesus wants you to read this blog…
You what we need in this country? Some extremist Hindus. There would be militants murdering ranchers and monkey wrenching slaughter houses. They could high jack elections with their vegetarian agendas. “We’re voting for moral values, every cow is precious!” They could have protests about teaching reincarnation in the public schools. “You can’t teach-a without Shiva!”… Continue reading
Jokes and More Jokes
USA Today reported that since the release of Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ. Jesus is now finally more popular than The Beatles. Urban Outfitters offering controversial retro 70’s t-shirt with slogan,”Voting is for old people.” Because of the success of the shirt, Urban Outfitters is to release more politically apathetic slogans including: “Reading… Continue reading
Jokes This Week
A report out this week says that the Atkins low carb diet can put you in a bad mood. Hmm…being thin and bitchy ”” there’s news. This week president Bush announced that wants to crack down on prescription drug abuse. Conservative Republicans are outraged…or maybe just Rush Limbaugh. In Crawford Texas, residents are boycotting Girl… Continue reading