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LA Cityview 35
In case you missed it on TV – I was on channel 35’s LA Cityview’s show about politics and comedy. You can go to the site and on the right side there is a link for show #36. Just click that and watch. The producer said it was the funniest show they had ever done…. Continue reading
I Report, You Decide
This was in the Minneapolis/St. Paul airport. Well, they’ve always been good at selling crap…
Ready to Road
Once I was in a particularly nasty hotel/motel room. It was ‘under-construction’ by a group of wife smacking, crack head (to be fair, it could have been meth) gypsies. The room was about 10 feet from the freeway, five from the pool and two from the ice machine. Of course the last two were out… Continue reading
Drive-Thru
Here’s an ‘only in California’ thing… I drove through a tree. Serious. I was doing a gig near the Redwood Forrest this weekend and saw a sign for the drive thru tree. I forked over my five dollars and then drove through a tree older than Caesar.
Sanctity in the Penitentiary
The 76 year old death row inmate Clarence Ray Allen, was put to death early Tuesday by the state of California. Having suffered a heart attack back in September, Allen had asked prison authorities to let him die if he went into cardiac arrest before his execution, a request prison officials said they would not… Continue reading
Do Not … List
Some of you may remember this brilliant bit of legislation called The Do Not Call list. Yeah, our government got together and realized that Americans were getting annoyed by telemarketers. So they made a list, checked it twice and this was going to reduced those phone calls. Those callers exempt from that call list: -Non-profit… Continue reading
Jesus Holds a Press Conference to Announce His Retirement From Politics
Transcript from Aug 2, 2005 in the Rose Garden: JC: Thank you all for coming. I am honored to have been in the public service for as long as I have. But the time has come for me to step aside and I’m looking forward to having more time to spend with my family. I… Continue reading
Welcome to my new blog!
It’s up. I moved to WordPress and gave the page a bit of a face life. Everything is working! You can now read the archives. Even the comments. All of it. I was able to transfer my posts but not the comments. So, go nuts. Leave as many comments as you like and we’ll break… Continue reading
America’s Stonehenge, North Salem, NH
When this country was founded Americans got to decide their history. They decided that Christopher Columbus discovered the new world. While the Canadians attribute it to John Cabot (link) , since he was English – these United States decided that an obscure Spanish explorer would be better suited as a symbol of independence from England…. Continue reading
Finished in New Hampshire
Fun show. Doing two shows in New Hampshire is the equivalent doing a half a show in Rhode Island. Anyway, I’m going to Americas Stonehenge today. It’s on my way back to Boston. Some people think its a Bronze Age temple – others that it was built by Native Americans. Then there’s the theory that… Continue reading
Hunter S. Thompson RIP
Fox News was reporting the story about Thompson shooting himself. One of the commentators/reporters said he would have made a great blogger. I AM a blogger and I find that to be a dig. That’s like saying that Lewis and Clark would have made great Disneyland tour guides. Christopher Columbus would been a great manager… Continue reading
I know the conversation is dead when we start talking about the weather…
I went to Wharton, Texas for Christmas to be with my grandparents. A week before I called my grandmother. Me: “Grama, it looks like we are going to have snow on Christmas Eve.” Grama: “Where did you hear such a thing?” Me: “I read it on the internet.” Grama: “You know better than to trust… Continue reading
Review of 2004
The top documentaries of the year were Fahrenheit 9/11 and Supersize Me. Leading a confused public to wonder, “Wait, the skinny one is in Supersize Me?” In January we still had 9 democratic presidential candidates. Governor Howard Dean was in the lead. Then he screamed. Then there was Kerry. Immediately after taking the lead, because… Continue reading