In the goodwill spirit of Hollywood, I will stand together with my fellow writers.
I am happy to report that I have preemptively not written a joke in almost two weeks.

I wish I could say the same for Tucker Carlson.

Yuk. Yuk.

But seriously, I have been watching the fall season and I think that the ‘writers’ of Dirty Sexy Money have yet to work this year.

Them going on strike is like a truant officer picking up a corpse.

The point is – that show sucks and it made my TiVo itch.

Damn it…I think that was a joke I just wrote. Oh well. The internet stuff is off the table anyway.
Solidarity!