I seem to be getting a lot of traffic from the wikipedia page about the Children of God and I just figured out why – there’s a documentary about it on MSNBC right now.

Anyway, how does one come into this world in a fanatical religious cult and then end up a humorist? I ask, how can you be brought into this world in a fanatical religious cult and NOT end up a humorist? My choices were that or a mental patient. Not that the two are mutually exclusive. And not that there’s anything wrong with being a humorist.
I wrote a press release in case you’re curious.

Cheers.