You what we need in this country? Some extremist Hindus. There would be militants murdering ranchers and monkey wrenching slaughter houses. They could high jack elections with their vegetarian agendas. “We’re voting for moral values, every cow is precious!”

They could have protests about teaching reincarnation in the public schools. “You can’t teach-a without Shiva!”

There’d be a bunch of Vishnu Witnesses pounding on your door at all hours. “How’s your karma, brother? Have you found the path to enlightenment?”

Bumper stickers: I’m polytheistic and I vote.

Come on! I just want some less frightening people to make fun of!

Anyway, what happened to the separation of church and state? My country just turned into Utah!!!